Just two weeks ago, Marie announced she’s launching a new talk show this Fall, so it’s time we had a “talk”: She famously fainted on Dancing with the Stars in October 2007…but she should really be in for a shock when Sleuth opens his VAULT (accessible on the Home Page) for the first time…and Marie’s only topless pose ever pops out! The mother of eight quickly recovered from her Dancing swoon—her first words after coming to were “Oh, crap!”–but her bountiful bosom gasping for air as she rose gave a clue as what she’d look like without clothes!

Well, now we KNOW...and now we SHOW !!

Evidently, Marie’s first husband, Mormon Steve Craig had a “Big Love” all right…for multiple partners)…and reportedly placed an anonymous ad in a national swinger’s magazine—without his wife’s permission—to solicit “other couples and versatile single girls” to the newlyweds’ marriage bed! Sample the faces of Mr. and Mrs. Craig with those of the “Foxy couple” living in Tennessee {where Marie was recording an album at the time} and decide for yourself … whether to keep reading, that is, or SUBSCRIBE immediately to peek inside the Vault {and the 15,000 pages of issues and hundreds of thousands of images inside the site!}

For unlike Geraldo Riviera’s ballyhooed boondoggle with Al Capone’s Vault in which he left empty handed, or the Titanic vault failure depicted in James Cameron’s epic movie–which is still spoofed today–there truly are HIDDEN TREASURES waiting for you in every conceivable combination !

And we’re not just talking about what resides in the Osmonds’ fan favorite footlockers.

Why, even Marie herself might SIGN UP TODAY !!

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The VAULT: A Little Bit Rack ‘n’ Roll is a post from: The SleuthSayer