JANINE in Jail: Inmate Update
When I spoke to JANINE LINDEMULDER as she left for six months behind bars in Victorville on March 10, the porn princess promised: “I will be doing every day” of her sentence. Fortunately, she was mistaken … because the star of Bad Girls: Lockdown has just learned she’ll be getting off {as usual} for “good behavior” (a first!) and will now be set free on July 13—nearly two months early! So now the sexy site set up to help her children while she was away, www.FreeJanine.com has proven not only provocative, but prescient !
Like her, we’re chest thrilled to hear it … and you’ll be thrilled to hear today’s interview on The Howard Stern Show with the lover whose arms (and charms) she’ll probably be diving into right upon release. Butt, a bit of background first…
“I refer to the women I work with in adult films,” verified-Vagetarian Janine joked during her “Girls Only” phase, “as going into a donut shop; they’re all tempting and you just want to take a bite out of each one.” But what if the “donut” has only one hole?
“There are still some things sexually that I haven’t done yet,” Neen surprised Sleuth by saying as she headed off to The House…the Big House! “And I think I’d like to try something new too.” When yours truly inquired, “Such as?,” lusty Lindy laughed: “I think I’m gonna keep that on the down-low for now, Sleuth. It’s a secret, but it’s something I’ve always wanted to do!” Our Q & A session ended there … but the ‘A’ turned out to be a ‘T‘ !
“You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen,” Janine gushed the night she met Vaniity, the first transsexual ever to win an Adult Video News (AVN) award as Performer of the Year. The tattooed blonde admits to “being in love with her for a long time” and finally decided to take the plunge—she explains that Vaniity “still has her male plumbing“—before “going inside” {wonder if J9 was reading Ball• Sac in “the hole”?}
“All that’s left is the cock and balls,” the soon-to-be-in-the-slammer star told Howard Stern. “Oh, my God. It so amazing! For a woman to like women, and a woman to like men, and to have them both … on the same plate {Dining At The Why?} … is amazing.” Naturally, Stern dug deeper: “And she fucks you?” “Yeah,” sighed Janine. “And do you eat her ass?” “We have yet to do that,” the blonde blushed. Well, Sleuth has dug even deeper …
Now, as California inmate 70051-065 prepares to wipe the slate clean, perhaps she and her ‘T‘ will get back together. After all, the future looks brighter … and Vaniity seems to invite her! “It was like making love to a guy and a girl at the same time,” Janine recalls of their first seating, “but all in the same person. And it was better.” As for Our Girl, they don’t make ‘em any better. The End.
P.S. Now see exclusive video and stills of Janine and Vaniity’s “First Time” together at FreeJanine.com .
