Paul McCartney wrote the jaunty “Silly Love Songs,” but his silliest move was undoubtedly marrying hyper Heather Mills–which cost him nearly $50 million in their divorce. Now we can all see what Macca saw in Heather, as Sleuth has uncovered explicit nude poses of Ms. Mills before she became Mrs. Mac. The future amputee had all her private parts in good working order shortly before her 1993 collision with a police motor scooter! At first, after their 2002 marriage, it was all “My Love” for the duo. But soon, the ambitious amputee was moaning, “You Never Give Me Your Money” as Sir Paul pouted.
Heather didn’t let her monoped status inhibit her free-wheelin’ ways, posing nude to promote her pet land mines cause. Before the scooter hit, her hooters were a BIG hit with glamour photographers in London. She also apparently sold her bodacious bod to wealthy client$, such as Arab billionaire Adnan Khashoggi.