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  • CNW Junk Drawer: Brad Thought He Knew Everything
    The new issue of Star reportedly features topless pics of Angelina Jolie after a drug binge. Stars: they’re just like us? (Bumpshack) CNW will be on vacation, so no updates this Thursday and Friday. We’ll return Monday, August 2nd for our regularly scheduled colostomy jokes. George Clooney’s girlfriend Elisabetta Cannalis is involved with a coke n’ hookers [ […]
  • Mel Goes “Arrrgggh. Arrrrrrrrrggggghh.”
    We will never be free of Mel Gibson tapes. They’re like a tightening noose, a plastic bag over the head, a particularly hearty kick in the shorts. There are more every day and frankly, they’re turning us all into cold, hard, mean people. That’s why Radar graciously gave us a day off of listening to [...] […]
  • Drew Barrymore on Nudity, Phone Sex, and Jeans
    Back when you were a child and you saw E.T. for the first time, did you have any idea that adorable little blonde Gertie would grow up to show her cans to David Letterman and then talk about phone sex and naked men? You didn’t? Because I totally did. I saw those pigtails and was [...] […]
  • Mel Still Sucks, By the Way
    Today’s posts have been pretty lighthearted. Kesha in a Trans Am. Coco’s flesh thong. Lest you think we’re a blog that’s all cotton candy and Lisa Frank stickers, it’s time to sober things up with domestic abuse. I’m going for a Pulitzer in celebrity blogging so it’s time to break out the hard-hitting stories. Here’s [...] […]
  • Check Out My Sweet Kesha Ink
    Sure, Kesha might be a flash in the pan, but she’s way more entertaining than, say, Selena Gomez. Does Selena slip nip or get Jackson Pollacked in goof juice? Not that we know of. Continuing her reign of fun/annoying, Ke$ha is profiled in the new issue of Paper magazine, and espouses on her love of [...] […]

X Marks the Spotlight

It’s exciting to note that the “Page Views”—literally, those of BETTIE PAGE—have already passed the 1,000 mark in our very first week! So I’ve added a second chapter to her continuing gaga in our initial CELEB SPOTLIGHT (click the tab above)…and hope to further entice you with this rare Page X-plicit candid from my [...]

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